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">“Return to Saturn” was No Doubt's best record?). The self proclaimed Queen of All Media will be selling everything from lip gloss to hoodies, and prices will range from $1.75 to $46. Look for his line to hit stores on June 6th.

Been a while since we've seen any good celebrity gossip. But Boston Daily has a little treat about Eli Roth, the director born in Massachusetts who grew up to be the king of icky torture porn and who inspired an article titled, "What's a Nice Jewish Boy from Newton Doing Making Films Like This?" Roth's brand of horror has made him a Hollywood name, but he's not big enough to sleep with Lindsay Lohan, which is saying something since it appears she'll sleep with just about anyone. Boston Daily read Roth's mySpace account of Lohan summing him up:

Cloverfield whupped on its competition at the box office this weekend and set a record for January. As Reel Hub noted on Friday, people couldn't decide if they loved it or hated it, which means the movie was at least interesting. 27 Dresses seemed like the kind of movie Julia Roberts would have turned down back in the days when she was shooting all those bridal movies like Runaway Bride and My Best Friend's Wedding.

--Normally, Bostonist commends the Brattle for its impeccable taste in movies, but they are boldly venturing into stinker territory with the Lindsay Lohan polefest I Know Who Killed Me. It's listed as part of the Brattle's Best of 2007 series. The inclusion of La Lohan means we've entered an alternate universe. Midnight, tonight and tomorrow night. More info on this shlocker.

National Treasure: Book of Secrets refuses to go away. It topped the box office for another week.

We usually mind our own when it comes to goings-on in our neighboring states, unless it involves tax-evading, bunker-building survivalists or the recovery of large quantities of pot. But French president Nicolas Sarkozy, who is vacationing on Lake Winnipesaukee in New Hampshire, yelled at an American photographer who was taking pictures of him Sunday afternoon.

Boston Craigslist had a reality-tv casting call that caught our eye. Danny Bonaduce, last seen locally getting nekkid for the Harvard Lampoon, is casting for a new VH1 show that will feature aspiring child stars and their parents.

After the news came out that Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan had split the dream of dating a superstar hunk thrived in the Hub's young women. When he paired with supermodel Gisele Bundchen hearts fell as the QB was again off the market. And then it hit. Word came out that Moynahan is carrying Brady's baby. It seems that the man has been taken off the table. No one want's a piece of the Brady...

There must be calm before the storm this week. We can only imagine that our favorite local folks are saving up their energy so they can rock it big into the new year. There are certainly a few great shows on this week's agenda, don't get us wrong. But since we have a minute to take a moment to look at Gridskipper's post they tacked to the bathroom wall last week: "The Mighty Mighty...

This being Boston, we can't hope (nor should we want, truth be told) to get the volume of celebrity sightings that Gawker does in New York. As such, we have to content ourselves with the usual cast of stodgy intellectuals and fresh-faced plagiarists who trudge through Cambridge from time to time. (And Michael Dukakis. Bostonist and Mrs. Bostonist saw the Duke standing on Arlington Street one morning last week, and we were more than a little excited, even though he's around all the time and not nearly as glamorous or coked up as Lindsay Lohan.) So when a top-secret informer told Bostonist that former Attorney General Janet Reno was spotted in the Harvard Club last night drinking a Beefeater martini, straight up, one olive, we were like, "meh." But then our source told us that Reno really did look exactly like Will Ferrell playing Janet Reno on Saturday Night Live (see photo), and we felt that was amusing enough that we should mention it here.