The MBTA police, whom the Globe describes as "disgruntled," have stopped cracking down on fare evaders and are shining spotlights on the more nefarious elements of society, like perverts. The MBTA police suggests they can't handle fare evaders and genuine creeps at the same time. Dan Grabauskas is upset because--well, the MBTA is so broke that it needs every last quarter from its riders. Neither side looks good in this dispute. This Bostonist would prefer......

Last night, an alleged T Bag on a Forest Hills train must have really wanted to get caught being a perv. While in the presence of the MBTA police, aka The Grope Patrol, this gentleman, uh, threw down the gauntlet. Or at least unzipped his fly: Officers shortly thereafter observed the suspect removed his private parts from his pants, and ordered him to zip up his pants, and get off the train. The suspect stated......

While we were underwhelmed by the Herald article that suggested a plague of groping on the MBTA, the MBTA police have decided to do something about the creeps who can't keep their hands to themselves. Officers are going undercover in the hopes of snagging the baddies. We doubt they will go undercover in the same way Bubba Smith did at the beginning of Police Academy 3, but one can only hope. Of course, if you......