Sooo, imagine you have an invisible girlfriend. And imagine she's Joan of Arc. And she's also a bartender in the French Quarter. Kind of. Oh, and imagine you're biking 400 miles to New Orleans to see her. We imagine that sounds like the makings of an amazing story, right?

Boston Seventh Strangest City in U.S.
The All-Star Break couldn't have come at a better time for the Celtics. It's a few extra days of rest for KG, of course, but after last night, almost everyone over 6'8" is in agony this morning and needs some time off. Brian Scalabrine fled the court with a groin pull very early, then Glen Davis went down VERY hard in the second half. He was in so much visible pain that they didn't immediately kick it to the dancing idiots on the Jumbotron. What happened to him is being called a "strained left quadriceps".