--Your Crisco is contraband. Boston told trans fats to take a hike. [Boston Globe] --This is a sad day for unhealthy food in Massachusetts. Carvel is closing a plant in Marlborough. [WBZ] --The Boston Ballet is laying off 20% of its dancers. No one's saying who the dancers are, but you'll know them if you see signs declaring, "Will pirouette for food." [New York Times] --One place we think these ballet dancers won't go......

--The Red Sox just broke up with Mirabelli ... we are processing this. It is hard. --Boston has good roads? Hold up. Did the people who determined this actually come here? [WBZ] --Not everyone loves a stripper, especially in Milford. [Boston Globe] --The BU Biolab just got put on notice. [White Coat Notes] --Pianist Anton Kuerti is the coolest dad ever, at least where the BSO is concerned. [AP/Boston Herald] --Is Mitt Romney going......