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He's gone from the center of the football universe (well, Dallas, which is kind of the center of the football universe, at least until the playoffs start) to the little-regarded Bills. But Terrell Owens hasn't stopped talking. He's complaining about Buffalo's no-huddle offense, Twittering that he was just kidding, and keeping the jokes fresh. When asked if he had anything prepared for Monday Night's opener against the Patriots, T.O. said, "I might bring my spy camera!" Just think of all the weeks Owens has been patiently waiting to play the Pats so he can bust that one out. Wait until you hear his devilish take on the Macarena.

Image credit: Nature abhors a vacuum

We don't watch Wheel of Fortune any more - once they started spotting people five letters in the bonus round, the thrilling intellectual pursuit seemed to be missing. But we remember from childhood the portion of the show where the winning contestant got to pick out their winnings; the disembodied head floated in the upper-left corner of the screen, smiling and beaming as the camera panned all the marvelous prizes up for grabs. Which is...

Four years ago today, Josh Beckett threw a shutout. In the LCS. Good tidings? Last time Josh faced the Indians, he gave up one run and four hits in a hard-luck 1-0 loss to Fausto Carmona. Last time Cleveland starter C.C. Sabathia pitched against the Red Sox, he gave up one run and five hits in a hard-luck 1-0 loss to Daisuke Matsuzaka. You'd have to believe both pitchers are determined not to give up...

ESPN has never met a story it couldn't drive into the ground. Remember Terrell Owens' "suicide attempt" last fall? Unfortunately, with the Red Sox off, we need something sporty to talk about, so enter the Worldwide Leader's hyping of Barry Bonds' chase of the home run record. Jayson Stark, probably the best non-Gammons baseball writer out there, is flummoxed that not as many people are against Bonds as everyone seems to think.

think. It just made us wonder: if it were up to the -ist-a-verse, what would we be voting for?