Results tagged “theflipflopscourge”

Pop quiz. What substance covers every square foot of city sidewalks? Correct. Fecal matter. If you don't believe me, try walking a dog for a week. It poops as it pleases. And dog poop is only the dash of bitters on the fecal matter cocktail that covers the streets of Boston. Bird poop. Cat poop. Rat poop. People poop. It's all there, mixing together in rainwater that can only be described as relatively pristine. And it's on the feet of everybody who walks the streets in flip flops. Those people have fecal feet, and fecal feet are bad for you. more ›